it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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