they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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