I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm bleeding and have questions
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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