question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
