i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
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