He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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