If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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