My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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