I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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