Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
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