So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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