Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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