I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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