The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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