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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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