Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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