try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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