drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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