How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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