Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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