she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
3pm strippers are depressing
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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