There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Pants 0. Shit 1.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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