I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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