I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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