4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
grandma shit on top of the toilet
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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