so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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