these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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