Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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