so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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