I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
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Wipe that smile off your face.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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