Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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