Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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