remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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