Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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