Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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