never play flip cup with pint glasses
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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