Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she pinky promised me she was 18
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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