Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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