There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i may or may not be watching the land before time
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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