I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
