She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
