I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
This is the high leading the old right now
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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