i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
Randomize
