How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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