Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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