I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
Randomize