It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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