nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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