Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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