How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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