I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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