Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
Randomize
