quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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