What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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