check it out our google latitudes are spooning
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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