Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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